West Kent Towers is over-run today with the "crème de la crème" of our volunteers, as we print thousands of ballot papers and pack hundreds of Information Packs for attendees at Saturday's Open Primary. Here are the "dream boys" who appear to be "confused" over the distribution of the coffee.
If any fellow Agent or Association Chairman would like to "hire" the "West Kent Dream Boys" please apply to:
Matron
Home for Bewildered Conservatives
91 High Street
West Malling
Kent
ME19 6NA